when the person you like talks to you first
my fondest memory of science class in school was when a boy wanted to see ‘how hot fire was’ and then put a thermometer into an open bunsen burner which promptly exploded and everyone started screaming saying they would die from mercury poisoning
let’s celebrate lindsay lohan for giving birth to an amazing career. happy mothers day boo <3
he da one
it could be worse your mom could always be
Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.
His eyes are green
he’s 7 inches tall
he weighs 5
his first name is Mr.
his license expired 11 years ago