i am fucking retard

excalilbur:

when the person you like talks to you first

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when someone tells you to stop eating

when someone tells you to stop eating

jadeita:

my fondest memory of science class in school was when a boy wanted to see ‘how hot fire was’ and then put a thermometer into an open bunsen burner which promptly exploded and everyone started screaming saying they would die from mercury poisoning

pepsichola:

let’s celebrate lindsay lohan for giving birth to an amazing career. happy mothers day boo <3

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nasty-otter:

it could be worse your mom could always be

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MRS. BENSON

glamydia:

thorki:

dysexila:

jennstarkid:

howinternet:

Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.

His eyes are green

he’s 7 inches tall

he weighs 5

his first name is Mr.

his license expired 11 years ago

glamydia:

thorki:

dysexila:

jennstarkid:

howinternet:

Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.

His eyes are green

he’s 7 inches tall

he weighs 5

his first name is Mr.

his license expired 11 years ago

it’s kind of weird that the closest i’ve come to ever being in love was in 7th grade wat w00o0oah

from me to you

from me to you